I Stopped Using (Facebook), and it Feels Great!
Nota bene: the drug analogy is used purely for poetic reasons, and nor it or the author condone any type of drug use.
See the little word-play I did there? ;) You know that feeling after using for years and then suddenly deciding that’s it, I’m gonna grow up now, become responsible and stop wasting my time with mind-altering substances? Well, I don’t, but I bet it must feel…